Archive for February, 2011

  • Trade Deadline Analysis

    Time’s up. Pittsburgh made no last-minute splash. It shouldn’t matter, since they’ve already thrown 3 Armstand Back-Double Somersault Tucks into the deep end. Neal, Niskanen and Kovalev are the official pull for Pittsburgh this season. We personally wish music was like hockey. We would love to see Metallica send Lars, Ride The Lightning, The Black Album and what’s left of...

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  • NHL Trade Deadline

    Today is the NHL trade deadline. Slew Footers has been celebrating by lacing popcorn strands on our front yard shrubs and hitting our boss with handfuls of confetti when told to get back to work. If you’re following ESPN, or paying someone for updates, you’re a dummy. Twitter does all of that for free. We won’t update you on anything....

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  • Penguins Precap: CAR

    Penguins Precap Carolina Hurricanes RBC Center 25 February 2011 What we assume is still Pittsburgh flies to Carolina in Alex Kovalev’s private jet to take on the Hurricanes Friday night at RBC Center. Pittsburgh’s injury situation is bordering on conspiracy. The Pens were supposed to hit the deadline without making a splash for the first time in years. Instead, Ray...

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  • SOTW: Alex Ovechkin

    Alex Ovechkin throws a slewfoot on Atlanta’s Rich Peverley. A meaningless hit against a meaningless player on a meaningless team. Not nearly as exciting as Ovie’s other move, the “slew knee.” We’ve already received complaints because our blog employs Matt Cooke.

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  • WSH Precap, Trade Blarg, Blargblarg

    Penguins Precap Washington Capitals CONSOL Energy Center 21 February 2011 Way too much nonsense for one day. Quickly, - The Pens are 5-4-1 in their last 10. - Brett Sterling has 5 points in 5 games with the Pens. - Staal expected to play. Martin a game-time decision. Strait called up. - Strait called up because Goligoski lives in JerryJonestown...

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  • The Difference is that Matt Cooke Can Play Hockey

    “Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be. But what happened Friday night on Long Island wasn’t hockey. It was a travesty. It was painful to watch the game I love turn into a sideshow like that. “The NHL had a chance to send a clear and strong message that those kinds of actions are unacceptable and...

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